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The ABCs Of Final Fantasy 7 by =FreakishFeline:iconFreakishFeline:



A is for Aeris, lost in disc one.
B is for Barret, whose arm is a gun.
C is for Cloud, whose mind tends to drift.
D is for Dyne, who jumped off of a cliff.
E is for Elmyra, the heartbroken mother.
F is for Forgotten City, a place like no other.
G is for Godo, who’s at best a drip.
H is for Highwind, both pilot and ship.
I is for Ifalna, who in Midgar dies.
J is for Jenova, calamity from the skies.
K is for Kisaragi, Wutai’s ruling head.
L is for Lucrecia, who’s better off dead.
M is for Mako, the condensed source of life.
N is for Nibelheim, home of Lockhart and Strife.
O is for Omnislash, which hits rather hard.
P is for Palmer, the fat sack of lard.
Q is for Quadra, which times magic by four.
R is for Reeve, both a coward and bore.
S is for Sephiroth, a deluded madman.
T is for Tifa, whose bosom was grand.
U is for Ultima, not one weapon, but two.
V is for Vincent, with a past fit to rue.
W is for WEAPON, awoken from slumber.
X is for XIII,  Nanaki’s unfortunate number.
Y is for Yuffie, who cheats, steals, and lies.
Z is for Zack, who on behalf of Cloud, dies.
©2008-2009 =FreakishFeline
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Author's Comments

The fact this is my most fav'd Deviation says something sad about the internet.

Final Fantasy VII and all characters, ideas, and trademarks are copyright Square Enix.

Comments


:iconxtoxicfantasyx:
I don't like it.....I love it ^^ I have to favriout it ^^

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If Raiden and Snake ever had a baby they would call it Rake....or Snden.
I wouldn't ask if I were you.
:icondemonrei:
I immediately had to start singing this, which was amusing since my dad is home and demanded to know what the fuck I was doing.

I ignored him and continued singing, until I got to Palmer, where I had to stop and laugh my ass off for a good five minutes. Then I had to try to start singing again, which failed, since I kept giggling insanely.

I love you SO hard.
:iconhappy-ninja:
Yayay this is shweet :) Great job, I can't rhyme for crap.

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Today is a day for smiling.
:iconfreakishfeline:
:D I wish I could could have been there to see this.

This thing is sooooooo stupid though.
(I do, however, love you too. :P)

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I'm a neutrois; I am not an androgyne. Please respect the difference.
I prefer Ey (he/she), Em (him/her), Eir (his/her), Eirs (his/hers), and Emself (himself/herself).
:iconfreakishfeline:
Thank you!
I'm proud of this in a stupid, talentless way.

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I'm a neutrois; I am not an androgyne. Please respect the difference.
I prefer Ey (he/she), Em (him/her), Eir (his/her), Eirs (his/hers), and Emself (himself/herself).
:iconhappy-ninja:
Geheheh you should be proud of it. I like it a lot :)

YAY 4 RHYMEZ!!!1!11

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Today is a day for smiling.
:icondarklittlefroggy:
I luled at Lucrecia. x3

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~*~I don't fail, I succeed at finding what doesn't work.~*~

.:ohnoes:.
:iconbellethebeauty:
:rofl: I can imagine that this was difficult to do! Good job!

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Axel: Talk about blank with a capital B. Man, oh, man.

Kairi: Maybe... Waiting isn't good enough.
Axel: My thoughts exactly! If you have a dream, don't wait. Act. One of life's little rules. Got it memorized?
:iconfreakishfeline:
Took me about two hours of off-and-on work. O:
Interpret that as you will.

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I'm a neutrois; I am not an androgyne. Please respect the difference.
I prefer Ey (he/she), Em (him/her), Eir (his/her), Eirs (his/hers), and Emself (himself/herself).
:iconfreakishfeline:
<3

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I'm a neutrois; I am not an androgyne. Please respect the difference.
I prefer Ey (he/she), Em (him/her), Eir (his/her), Eirs (his/hers), and Emself (himself/herself).

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